Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Dead? Really
Alright, so, Hamlet and Laertes are playing over here with their swords, and Laertes has the sharp, poisoned one (just as we planned). I have the poisoned drink next to me just in case Laertes can't get the job done. Well Hamlet ends up winning the first two duels and my wife, my queen, my dear Gertrude praises her son with a drink, and she drinks the freaken poison. I tried to warn her, but I couldn't without giving away my plot. So, there's the first person dead. All the while Laertes and Hamlet get serious about their fight after Laertes hits Hamlet with a cheap shot. Somehow they switch swords and Hamlet cuts Laertes with the poisoned sword. So now THEY are both going to die. THEN Laertes rats me out and here comes Hamlet, already furious for revenge, and stabs me with the poisoned sword. Then he forces the poison drink down my throat. I am now slain. Shortly after, Hamlet dies. So, just to catch up, Gertrude, Laertes, Hamlet, and ME are dead. Fortenbras comes into the scene and takes over the throne. All of this was because of me. I started Hamlet's insanity when I killed his father, the King, to take control. My selfishness has resulted in multiple deaths and the loss of Denmark, and in the end what for? For me dead. Come on, really?
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I hope you regret all the terrible things you have done to this family. It has become very obvious what an idiot you are. Later you good for nothing dead king.
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