Monday, November 2, 2009

Polonius is Dead

Hamlet has killed my friend Polonius. I would have been the one dead if I was there. It's my fault for not controlling this mad man. I kept his condition secret and allowed it to grow worse and worse. He will be shipped off IMMEDIATELY!!!! I told his friends to go find Hamlet and the body, while Gertrude and I go and talk to close friends about what we plan on doing and what has been done. Hopefully this is just slander. Hamlet really has taken it to the next level. What if I am next? Is he going to come after me? This is it. I cannot live with this constant worry of him possibly killing me. I will have to come up with a plan to get rid of him. Sure I can send him to England, but when he comes back I could still be the target. So, I wrote a letter to the King of England instructing him to kill Hamlet. He has to do it, and in doing so my stress will be realieved. I will never be happy unless his is slain.

2 comments:

  1. I wish you would have been the one on the other side of the curtain and not my father.. Now that I am dead I have a clear view of everything that has happened. You are a slimy and sly old man that needs to be dealt with!

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  2. But what have I done. I am the King and should not be accused of such a title. Hamlet is the one who has gone so mad as to murder. Maybe you should be talking with yo boy bout this. I have done nothing but care and love for you, as I do for all the people of Denmark, as a good king should. So, please, do not talk craziness here.

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